Let Them Wear Cake!


Dear Cake,

I became aware of your awesome fashion line recently and I just had to share it. In addition to your glamorously simple logo, you have a line of clothing that is just edgy enough to be classic while not screaming so loud that it’s annoying.


Flag, $120

I want to hang this awesome flag in my apartment, so I can pretend I am the president of my own country where geometry rules and everything is in glamourous black and white.

I need the following hats for my fall look. My “fall look” is that I don’t have the energy to play with my hair for 20 minutes before leaving the house every day.


Cake Hat $50


Gamechanger Cap, $120


Triangle Cap, $50


Double Finger Ring, $295

I don’t know if I’m cool enough to wear this tough ring, but I want to be…


NY Tank, $35

Geometry + tank top = everything I need.


Cube Ring, $30

I don’t quite understand how this is a ring but I want it. I want it so bad.


Gold Cross Ring, $30

This ring is like the modern version of Madonna’s cross necklace. Necessary.


Reflections Sweater, $90

If you’ve met me, you know how vital this sweater is to my ability to continue living. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a piece of clothing that more closely represented my personality, interests, and aspirations. Love.


Lighter, $50

After I saw this lighter I decided to start smoking.


Cloud Sweater, $90

I can’t wear red for personal reasons (my face) but I love triangles. Confusion…


Basic Drop Tee, $80

This tee looks like it feels like air kissing your skin. Lovely.


Open SIde Tank, $60

A gay man can never have too many basic white tank tops. This one looks particularly perfect, like it would drape just perfectly off your rippling gay body.

Anyway, head over to Cake’s website to see all their stuff.



PS: This is not a sponsored post, I just came across this brand and wanted to share it with you.

3 thoughts on “Let Them Wear Cake!

  1. I became instantly maddeningly obsessed with the cube ring. It is now on its way to me. Look what you’ve done!

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