10 Jackets I Want To Put On My Face

Dear Diary,

One time, I was totally content with my life, without a care in the world. Then I started browsing Mr Porter and realized I am poor and have the ugliest clothes ever. For those of you not familiar, Mr Porter is a glamourous luxury website where all the clothing costs $400,000 and is completely necessary if you want to continue living. My latest thing is looking at jackets, because after months of languishing in the hot summer heat of Los Angeles, trapped in multi-million dollar infinity pools at hilltop estates, it’s finally cold here. Some see fall as an opportunity to drink apple cider and do white people stuff like apple picking. But what’s really important about fall is that you get to wear fall clothing. Which means it’s time for a new jacket or coat to balance out the wardrobe. Here are a few I want right now, some from Mr Porter, some from more affordable sources.

Neppy Denim Quilted Bomber, Top Shop, $80

Black Leather Hooded Jacket, TopMan, $210

J. Lindeberg Hooded Down Jacket, ASOS, $450

Band of Outsiders, Mr Porter, $1650

Superdry Duffle Jacket, ASOS, $345

Dolce & Gabbana Shearling Collar Leather Jacket, Mr Porter, $3545

Lyle & Scott Vintage Jacket, ASOS, $414

Jacket, H&M, $59

Leather Quilted Yoke Hoodie, Top Man, $210

WESC Hooded Pac A Mac, ASOS, $150

I’ll take one of each.