Dear Ty Pennington,
A month or two ago Emily and I saw you at the Rose Bowl Flea Market and we both, like, totally freaked out. We chased you around for a while before we realized we had no actual plan to talk to you. Then, the other day, we were at Michael Levine Fabrics downtown and we saw that [GASP!] you have a fabric line. Now, I have no idea what it means for Ty Pennington to have a fabric line. Do you actually design it? Or do you walk around the design studio with a megaphone screaming in designers ears when they make a design you hate. I expected your prints to be all wood grain and stripes, but there is a huge variety and they are actually quite nice. Here are some examples:
You can see more Ty Pennington Fabrics here.
Well done, Ty.
Love,
Orlando